Mystery
People
Boy
eye color: brown
eye color: black w/brown
height: 5ft 4.5in
weight: 135 lbs
DOB: 2-13-84
hobbies: watching TV and playing Nintendo
fav. food: hamburgers
fav. sport: basketball
thing most wanted for X-mas: snow machine
Girl
eye color- brown
hair color: black w/brown
height: 5ft 4.75in
weight: 137 lbs
hobbies: reading and traveling
fav. food: shrimp
fav. sport: basketball
Staff
eye color: brown
hair color: brown
height: 5ft 9in
weight:165 lbs
gender: male
DOB: 5-9-40
birthplace: Duncan, Arizona
hobbies: landscaping
fav. food: Chinese or Spanish
fav. sport: basketball
thing most wanted for X-mas: to spend time with his
family
family: 6 girls, 1 boy, 7 grandchildren
Villager
eye color: brown
hair color: black
height: 5ft 5in
weight: 172 lbs
DOB: 13-1-65
hobbies: computers, fixing up house, working on snow
machines and 4-wheeler
fav. food: steak
pet peeve: people who complain about a problem in Marshall
but dont do anything about it
fav. saying: don't give up
Baby
gender: female
eye color: brown
hair color: dark brown
weight: 23lbs
fav. word: oh
fav. food: baby mush and noodles
fav. show: Barney
Merry Christmas
|
What If?
*Hitler came to the U.S to have a spot of
tea with Bill Clinton and to sleep in Lincoln's
bedroom?
*Santa came to your house to dine with
you and drink egg-nog while you were watching Heart Beat
Alaska's Christmas Special?
*Barney came to Marshall for Christmas?
Wouldn't that be scary?
*Little parasites from Uranus started to
eat you alive?
*Frank used his crystal ball to tell the
future for a fee of 25 cents each?
*Frank's and Guy's little fish turned out
to be pike?
*Stip didn't play Santa Claus at
Christmas?
*They elected Ross Perot as the next
President of the United States?
*Jason N. and Leo J. were really two of
those wormlike aliens from Men In Black?
*Elvis came back to life?
*The Jackson Five were
re-united?
*Cheryl H. was taller than Frank
K?
*Little black people came up through the
cracks in the ice to sing Christmas carols with Frank A. and
company?
*There was a day when Dennis Rodman's
hair was a normal color?
*The snow and the sky were multi-colored,
ranging from black to neon yellow?
*Charlotte A. made a living by wrestling
alligators?
*Santa's reindeer forgot how to fly
during the summer and he had to use a dog team?
Maurice Turet
|