Dear Tat,
I'm very annoyed by this girl down river!
I already beat her up and I'm still annoyed by her! What can
I do?
Annoyed 1!
Dear Annoyed 1!,
Well if she is down river and she already
got beaten up by you then you should just forget about it
and stop being annoyed by her.
Tat
Dear Tat,
Why do people bother so hard? Do they
think it's fun? Because I miss this one boy who really likes
to bother. What can I possibly to do ignore that
problem?
Botherly
Dear Botherly,
They probably bother you because they
like you. It's probably fun because they keep on bothering
you. You sound like you like being bothered, so you should
let that boy keep on bothering you. I don't really know what
you mean by "miss." You need to give me a few more
details.
Tat
Dear Tat,
I am tired of hearing this one boy whine
all the time. He also cries and gets stubborn when I talk to
him. It bugs me. What can I do to avoid this
problem?
A bugged person
Dear bugged person,
You should stop talking to him and he'll
probably stop crying and whining.
Tat
Dear Tat,
This person marks me with a pen every
day. What should I do?
Marked One
Dear Marked One,
You should tell the person to quit
marking you, get him unmarkable pens for Halloween, or just
stay away from the person.
Tat
Dear Tat,
I always forget where I put my pencil.
What should I do?
Forgetful
Dear Forgetful,
You should be organized with your stuff
because you are old enough to remember where you put your
stuff last. Try putting the pencil in your bag if it's not
being used.
Tat
Dear Tat,
I get so bugged by these gossipers. They
don't shut up about other people. What should I
do?
Bugged 2
Dear Bugged 2,
I think they were made to gossip if they
are called gossipers. Just leave them alone and let them do
their own thing, and you do yours.
Tat
Dear Tat,
I miss this one person very much. He is
funny and very handsome. I miss talking to him and
everything. What'll I do?
Lonely One
Dear Lonely One,
You can make a manikin just like him,
funny and handsome, and start talking to it. If that doesn't
work I think you should call him on the
telephone.
Tat
Marshall
Cultural Atlas
