Dear
Tat
Dear Tat,
I'm having these real bad
headaches! Is it because I have this teacher
1/2 the day with all these
assignments to do, or is it that I'm thinking
too hard.
Headache
Dear Headache,
I think you just need to take
Tylenol to relieve your real bad headaches and try not to think
too hard during class.
A friend,
Tat
Dear Tat.
I am crazy in love with a
junior. He is tall, dark-skinned with pretty pink lips, but he
doesn't seem to care. Can you solve my problem?
Crazy
One
Dear Crazy One,
Well, I guess you have to find
someone else who is tall, dark- skinned,
and with pretty pink
lips.
A friend,
Tat
Dear Tat,
I have a problem with these
boys who are always bumming for cigs or gum.
They can't even afford there own
habits.
Getting
Cigless
Dear Getting
Cigless,
You should start telling those
boys to afford their own habits and that you are not a vending
machine. Tell them that things cost money.
A friend,
Tat
Dear Tat,
Hi! I got no muscles. Maybe
this school needs a weight lifting class or maybe I need to
start lifting weights at home. What you think?
Bones
Dear Bones,
I think you need to start
chopping wood and washing dishes more often at home.
A friend,
Tat
Dear Tat,
I have this one problem with
people writing on my skin with pens and markers. What do you
think I should do?
Paper
Dear Paper,
I think you should have paper
with you all the time when you think someone's going to write
on you. Or when you see them coming with their pen tell them to
back off.
A friend,
Tat
Dear Tat,
I get sick of smelling peoples'
bodies when they are close by. It really stinks and the people
should shower more often. Help me deal with this.
Clean
Dear Clean,
I think it may not be the
person that's beside you. You are probably smelling your upper
lip. Maybe you should wash that more often. Or blow your
nose.
A friend,
Tat
Dear Tat,
I have a problem with my
boyfriend. He always tickles my toes and I'm getting sick and
tired of it. Can you help me solve my problem?
Tickle
Toes
Dear Tickle Toes,
You should try kissing him on
the left ear. If that doesn't work, try tickling his toes
back.
A friend,
Tat